May 2013
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
Things school has taught me:
• Grades are more important than your morals,emotional & physical health • How to hate people in general • To want to quit life weekly • How to text/eat in class without getting caught • Why I will never amount to anything
yahoo has just bought tumblr
percybeth:
DAVID KARP I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
jumbaco:
if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar
octopenis:
An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.
prettyvein:
band boys with their skinny legs and long hair and flannel shirts and denim jackets and ratchet beanies and stupid tattoos and and instagram selfies and dumb piercings and backwards snapbacks and ugly shoes and nice voices and good instrument playing skills and terrible grammar frick me what did i do to deserve all this torture i hate them all i swear to god